Army Issue

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 18-Jun-2006 11:42:29

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

Post 2 by rat (star trek rules!) on Sunday, 18-Jun-2006 13:20:13

lol, poor guy.

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 19-Jun-2006 16:19:59

Can't blame him for running. ha ha ha!